N a p a l m H e a l t h S p a : R e p o r t 2 0 0 9

SAM ABRAMS

Mother Of A Trillion Orgasms

(Her Day September 14)

Holy Margaret Sanger

Patron Saint of Orgasm

who first freed sexual pleasure

from association

with reproduction

before birth control

how many million women

died in childbed

how many husbands became

“the blandly unconscious

murderers of those they loved

and had pledged themselves

to protect”

murdered by the urges

of loving husbands

millions billions

now saved by Margaret Sanger

who freed sexual pleasure

in a practical way

so practical those women

the foremothers the founding sisters

Margaret’s loving buddies

Susan B Elizabeth Cady

the motto on their banner

NO GODS NO MASTERS

same motto as the wobblies

International Workers of the World

one of the great foremothers

one of the founding sisters

abolitionist suffragist

anti-imperialist free-thinker

contraceptionist

so let us today

remember praise and thank

Holy Margaret Sanger

for the blessings she bestowed

for the lives she has saved

for the joy she has brought

Saint of the Orgasm

Glory Glory Glory

Did Robert Frost Ever

Shit In The Woods?

all the spots along these roads

i know

where to pull off park

scoot into the brush squat AH and shit AH

i pick spots where mountain maple grows

with big soft leaves my favored wild arsewipe

much better than snow

((tho at age 74

even at 10 below

still tough enough

to wipe w/ snow

if i gotta

feel sure i’ve shit this spot before

and before me others left traces

among the rusty beer cans

under the leaf litter

AH

no shit like a squatting shit

cleans guts best

borrowed nutrients

re-turned

to forest compost

renewed

by the livingforest compost

by our

microbe insect worm helpers

to Earth

from Earth

from Earth

to Earth

birth re

birth

that’s the shit story

glory glory glory