MICHAEL PINGARRON
America’s manufacture of horse manure is useful just think how it increases the production of shovels just think how its use as fertilizer helps business grow just think how its stink rises faster than Dow Jones just think how its simple production lowers the need for labor and has become a major part of our gross national product |
I listen to rabid radio where hosts hoist someone from hell and throws them back after hours of ridicule anyone who wears the funny coat of headlines is eligible listeners throw water on them hoping they’ll turn to dust like the witch in a well known movie some call up for target practice shooting AK47 insults at them and slinging hatred like shovels of shit to make the stink stronger living in the last century they’re riding white stallions and slaughtering Indians for a gory national glory believing that someone named God applauds they await awards granted wishes of damnation |
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going to grad school getting a degree in hypocrisy a science like biology or chemistry practiced principally by politicians and corporate cancer cells a Gross National Product a tide wave that never subsides a pox a plague a pestilence a bleeding ulcer a burning acid a scorpion sleeping in text books teaching torture techniques so terrible surrender’s sung by its victims as an anthem of its joys |